- "No! Not another hour! Not another minute! I am about to stop playing 'who shall I kill first' in my head and just go for what feels natural. I think I'll start with myself, then it's you!"

- "But I'm just a bloke that works in a bookshop and spends his evenings eating cereal."



[Manny reads "The Elephant and the Balloon", the children's book he and Bernard have spent all night writing]
Manny: There's the elephant. He's happy with his balloon. Oh no! It's gone! Where is it? It's not behind the rhino. Look in the alligator's mouth. It's not there either. Ohhhh... the monkey's got it in the tree! He brings it back. They all drink lemonade. The end.