Wednesday, July 30, 2008

'08 Race

- "How Important Is Faith In '08 Race To You?"



- "You know who I'd vote for? The first candidate who, when asked his religious affiliation, said "I believe that question violates my rights under Article 6 Section 3 of the US Constitution which says that no religious test can be applied to any candidate for office."

Because then I'd know he or she was smart, creative, and just a bit of a grinning bastard. My kind of candidate.

I would also accept "Coyote Shaman," "Flying Spaghetti Monsterist," or "Follower of Hugo, the Divine Eternal Platypus.""



- "I second that answer, and would also accept Spinozan Pantheist."

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