'08 Race

- "How Important Is Faith In '08 Race To You?"



- "You know who I'd vote for? The first candidate who, when asked his religious affiliation, said "I believe that question violates my rights under Article 6 Section 3 of the US Constitution which says that no religious test can be applied to any candidate for office."

Because then I'd know he or she was smart, creative, and just a bit of a grinning bastard. My kind of candidate.

I would also accept "Coyote Shaman," "Flying Spaghetti Monsterist," or "Follower of Hugo, the Divine Eternal Platypus.""



- "I second that answer, and would also accept Spinozan Pantheist."

keep well-meaning people away

"Yesterday afternoon I stumbled into the living room and found Juan talking very straight and seriously to your wooden man with the necklace. He has served his purpose, at least to the extent of keeping evil spirits away. What I need now is a man to keep well-meaning people away."

HST