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It's hard to deny divinity.

Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.
Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!
Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!
Brian: Now, fuck off!
[silence]
Arthur: How shall we fuck off, O Lord?

Thompson is Lama?

Vaatasin hommikul telekat, tuli Tiibeti teemaline saade, kus näitas Dalai-Laamat. Ja no ma ei saanud lihtsalt, pidin ikka pildivõrdluse kokku nikerdama. Vana hea gonzo-ajakirjanik Hunter S. Thompson on alati tundunud omavat mingit salapärast kätt kuksil müstilises teadmiste maailmas. Nüüd me siis teame, kuidas lood tegelikult on.

Check.

Lolli juttu ajada? Check.
Tüli norida? Check.
Hommikul purjus olla? Check.
Vett ropsida? Check.
Duši all magama jääda? Check.

Tundub nagu ideaalne jooma. Ilmselt saan alles homseks kaineks. Mitte, et ma praegu jooks, aga keha ei taha alkohoolitusest lahti veel öelda nii pea. Jube.

The Five Stages Of Flu

DENIAL: I'm too healthy to have a flu. I'm not ready to have a flu (is anyone ever really ready?). You don't just get up some morning and say, "Well, I'm ready to get a flu today". Even when a physician informs one that nothing can be done for them the feeling that some mistake must have been made is in the soon to become sick person's mind. The prediction from ones physician of imminent flu can do several things. It can give you time to prepare, take care of business, close doors, make amends. The shock begins to ebb as you come to grips with approaching flu.

ANGER: Suddenly you are not in control of your healthiness, or sickness. You have no choice......you are going to have a flu. You have always known this, no one has come out and stated it as a fact before. It makes you angry, you feel so helpless especially at first, then guilt climbs upon your back. Anger is directed at everyone and no one in particular. It is a sense of loss of control which is likely not a new feeling if you have endured a long illness. It is normal. Anger is in its own, a sense of strength. It can also be debilitating.

BARGAINING: You are willing now to compromise. No use denying it, anger comes and goes so perhaps you can make a deal with God! Or a Doctor! You are willing to promise to do or not to do specific things if only you can be given more time. It can be based on an upcoming event that is important to you. You can be suffering from insecurities regarding a member of your family or a loved one who you feel is yet dependent on you. There can be a rift that has never been eliminated that needs to be further addressed. You are not free to go ill until these reasons can be alleviated once and for all. You are hoping yet and eager to deal!

DEPRESSION: This is such a normal part of the process of preparing to have a flu. You are already depressed about your incapability's in dealing with responsibility, projects and the situation of every day life. Symptoms of this pesky illness are impossible to ignore. You are fully aware that flu is inevitable. Aware, angry and filled with sorrow and here again the culprit of guilt sneaks in as you mourn for yourself and the pain that this is causing you family and loved ones. Another totally NORMAL phase.

ACCEPTANCE: This comes after you work through the numerous conflicts and feelings that flu brings. You can succumb to the inevitable as you become more tired and weakness hangs on. You become less emotional, calmness arrives and banishes fear along with joy or sadness. You realize the battle is almost over and now it's really alright for you to have the flu.

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Jah, mul on külmetus ja/või gripp. ANGER! DEPRESSION! DENIAL! AAARGGHGHHH!!!

S. Myers

"No, that's not my kinda thing. I thought this was going to be something easy, patrolling the streets, collecting parking fines, taking candy from communist babies." - Saul Myers

Behold!

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You know, I'd declare total war on The Pusher man
I'd cut him if he stands, and I'd shoot him if he'd run
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