so true

oneironaut

Unenäod, unenäod. Minu elu mahl.

king's jokers

X: Aah, the famous brush and paste trick!
Y: What's that?
X: Well, he takes a brush, rinses it in a glass of water, puts paste on it and starts brushing his teeth.
Y: And..?
X: And that's it.
Y: Wha..!? I could've done that!
X: Aah, but you didn't.
Y: Fuck. That's brilliant.
X: Amen, brother.

"Emily tells me that she loves me but I don't know what that MEANS. I THINK it means that she prefers the pain we inflict on each other to the solitary pain we would otherwise inflict upon ourselves." - Edward Jessup.

Altered States (1980)

"Listen up, nametags, I need to wire some cash to my son so he can make bail. Apparently that musical he was producing was just a front for a crystal meth lab. And here's the kicker, he fled to Toronto so now the freakin Mounties are involved!" - Dr. Kelso

"I seen some Tv show on Coke, then I watched Blow cuz it was on tv, and then I smoked some crack with a bum under a bridge. All in the same day.

Jesus.

God is telling me something.

All randomly, it just all happened together to fit together in that day seamlessly, gewad."